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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the greatest rude cartoon on [adult swim] at 11:00pm on Cartoon Network. On my What's New Page, It tells you that I am Frylock. It has a link for www.quizilla.com, which is the website the quiz is on. The official ATHF website is www.aquateencentral.com. I it so freakin' awsome! Oh, and I have a Fan Fiction thing on www.aquateencentral.com/fanfics.php, They're called Spaghetti Man, Part 1 & 2. They go like this (I cencored the curse words, and it's the first part);
Spaghetti Man: Part 1, by Eli Moss
Dr.Weird: Behold Gentlemen! We now have a portable way to eat spaghetti!
Steve: Why do we need that?
Dr.Weird: Well, I don't know...
(Spaghetti Man sprays his spaghetti web and shoots out of Dr.Weird's castle)
Shake: Meatwad, Meatwad, come here...
Meatwad: No, I'm not coming out. You're always messing with me!
Shake: Don't be ridiculous. I would never hurt you...
Meatwad: Whatever!
Shake: Fine, I guess I'll just have to eat all of this spaghetti by my self!
Meatwad: Spaghetti?!
(Meatwad runs out of his room)
Meatwad: Can I have some spaghetti? Pleeease?
Shake: No, you said that I'd hurt you.
Meatwad: I never said that! I said that you're always messing with me. Can I please, pleeease, have some spaghetti?
Shake: Well, I guess so...
Meatwad: Pretty please?
Shake: Here, take it.
Meatwad: Oh, goody!
(Meatwad jumps onto the spaghetti and eats it all)
Black_Announcer_Guy: Think about it, Meatwad, would Shake really give you any spaghetti without a trick?
Meatwad: Thanks, Shake!
(Shake rolls on the ground laughing)
Shake: Ha, Ha, Ha!!
Meatwad: What's so funny?
Shake: I put arsenic chloride in the spaghetti!!
Meatwad: What the h*** is that?
Shake: I don't know, but it was in Frylock's room with a skull-and-crossbones on it!
Meatwad: AAAWWW!!!
(Meatwad runs into the bathroom and starts raking spaghetti off of his tongue and into the toilet, when Frylock walks in)
Frylock: Shake, Meatwad, I'm back from the grocery store!
(Shake runs into the living room with Meatwad following him, who has a lamp in his hand, hitting Shake)
Meatwad: Take this, and this!
Frylock: Meatwad, what are you doing?
Shake: Frylock, thank God!
Meatwad: Shake gave me f***ing spaghetti with f***ing arsenic chloride in it, d*** it!
Frylock: Arsenic chloride? Shake, what the H*** were you doing in my room?!
Shake: Don't blame me, Meatwad ate it!
Meatwad: How the h*** was I supposed to know?!
Shake: You didn't ask.
Meatwad: Yes I did, God d*** it!
Frylock: I'm not concerned about the arsenic chloride, I'm concerned about where you got that spaghetti!
Shake: Chill out, I just found it on the street.
Frylock: In the street? What were you doing out... never mind, the point is that we need to get the spaghetti out of Meatwad before...
(Spaghetti comes out of Meatwad's mouth and wraps around him, creating a human shape. Two pieces of Meatwad go up onto the head making the eyes, the plate it was on flew between the head and the body, and it completely devours Meatwad)
Meatwad: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Frylock: Meatwad!
Spaghetti_Man: Your Meatwad is nothing now, because I am Spaghetti Man!
Shake: Spaghetti Man? Like Spider Man?
Spaghetti_Man: Well no... yes. Some Dr.Strange guy made me.
Frylock: You mean Dr.Weird?
Spaghetti_Man: Yea, yea, him!
Frylock: God d*** it. Why does he always make these useless creatures?
(Ignignokt and Err crash through the wall)
Ignignokt: We've come to corrupt the Meatman... where is he?
Err: Yea, where the h*** is he?!
Frylock: Oh, he's in Spaghetti Man.
Ignignokt: Well, get him out.
Err: Yea, get him the f*** out!
Spaghetti_Man: I can't.
Ignignokt: Why not?
Err: Yea, why the h*** not?!
Ignignokt: Quiet Err.
Spaghetti_Man: He's trapped inside of me.
Ignignokt: Make him un-trapped.
Spaghetti_Man: We can't!
Ignignokt: Why not?!
Spaghetti_Man: We've already discussed this!
(Spaghetti Man sprays spaghetti web onto the Mooninites)
Ignignokt: What the h*** is this?!
Spaghetti_Man: It's spaghetti web.
Err: What?!
Spaghetti_Man: It's spaghetti web!
Err: What?! I've got spaghetti in my ear!
Frylock: Whatever, Spaghetti Man, get these fools into prison.
Spaghetti_Man: With pleasure!
(Spaghetti Man flies to prison and throws Ignignokt and Err into one cell)
Spaghetti_Man: That should take care of you.
Ignignokt: F*** you!
Err: Yea, f*** you!!
Spaghetti_Man: All in a day's work.
(Spaghetti Man flies back to the ATHF house)
Ignignokt: Don't they know we have resources?
Err: Like what?
Ignignokt: Our ship, for instance.
Err: Well, call it in!
Ignignokt: I'll try. Where's the remote control?
Err: God d*** it! You left it in the ship didn't you?!
Ignignokt: Yes.
Err: (sigh)...what other resources do we have?
Ignignokt: That was it.
Err: F***!!
(Back at the ATHF house)
Frylock: Good job, Spaghetti Man, you are now an honorary Aqua Teen Hunger Force Member.
(Frylock puts a badge onto Spaghetti Man)
Spaghetti_Man: Thank you, Frylock.
(Meatwad jumps out of Spaghetti Man, who stayed alive anyway)
Meatwad: Ta-da!
Frylock: Meatwad, how is Spaghetti Man still alive?
Spaghetti_Man: Who cares, I'm still alive!
(Spaghetti Man and Frylock shake hands, and a close-up goes onto their hands, then horror movie music plays, hitting a high note when the credits role
The Second goes;
Spaghetti Man: Part 2, by Eli Moss
~SpaceCataz~
Oglethorpe: Ha, Ha! Emory, did zou hear about the Ignignokt and Ear going to prison?
Emory: It's pronounced, Err.
Oglethorpe: Answer my question!
Emory: Yea, sure, it's great.
Oglethorpe: Now we can proceed with cloning the Meatman.
Emory: We tried that.
Oglethorpe: Not with Meatman!
Emory: What's the difference?
Oglethorpe: We couldn't clone Major Shake because he's to detailed.
Emory: Sooo...
Oglethorpe: So we clone the Meatman, because he's just a wad of meat, he has no detail!
Emory: Ohhh... So, when are we going?
Oglethorpe: Now, God d*** it!
Emory: Fine, fine, let's go.
(Emory randomly starts pushing buttons and the space ship goes toward Earth, crashing into the Moon)
Oglethorpe: God d*** it!
Emory: It seems we hit Earth's satellite.
Oglethorpe: Duh! Now we need a new ship!
Emory: Look out the window, I see a ship...
Oglethorpe: That's the Moonineye's ship!
Emory: No, look closer, it's pink and orange, instead of pink and blue.
Oglethorpe: What are we waiting for?! Get in the ship!
(Oglethorpe and Emory get into the Mooninites' old ship)
Shake: Spaghetti Man, Meatwad, Frylock, come here!
(Spaghetti Man, Meatwad, and Frylock go into the living room, where Shake has a video tape waving it at them)
Shake: Look, look, I have a commercial!
Frylock: Why did you tape a commercial?
Shake: Gee Whiz, why do you think I'd tape a commercial without taping two?!
Frylock: That doesn't answer my question.
Shake: Fine, It was because I was inspired by you to make a movie.
Frylock: Okay, put it into the VCR.
Shake: I will right after Meatwad rewinds it in the rewinder.
Frylock: Why can't he just use the rewinder on the VCR?
Shake: It's broke! Meatwad, read it and then rewind it!
Meatwad: Okie-dokie! M... m... e... e...
Spaghetti_Man: Here, Meatwad, I'll read it for you.
(Spaghetti Man takes the tape from Meatwad and reads it aloud)
Spaghetti_Man: Meatwad.
Meatwad: What?
Spaghetti_Man: No, it says Meatwad.
Frylock: Give me that.
(Frylock take's the tape from Spaghetti Man)
Frylock: This is the same tape Meatwad taped with Dewey, Vanessa, and Boxy Brown!
Meatwad: You mean Space Man?! Shake, why'd you tape over that?!
Shake: Give me that!
(Shake takes the tape from Frylock)
Frylock: I thought you needed it rewound.
Shake: I'll use the VCR rewinder.
Frylock; But, you said... whatever, plug it in before I go back to my room!
(Shake plugs the movie into the VCR and it starts rewinding, and turns the lights out)
Shake: It's called Certain Death.
Meatwad: No, it's Space Man.
Shake: Shut up!
(The movie starts, and it's a Burger King Commercial, advertising French Fried Potatoes)
BK_Announcer: Come on down to Burger King and have a Big Kids Meal with a Burger, French Fries, and a toy!
(Then another commercial comes on that's an Olive Garden Commercial, advertising spaghetti and meatballs)
OG_Announcer: Try some delicious spaghetti, with mouth-watering meatballs, fit for a...
(Frylock shoots the TV with his Laser Eyes and turns the lights on)
Frylock: Shake, What the h*** was that?!
Shake: That, my fine friend, was art.
Frylock: No, that was barbaric!
Meatwad: And insulting!
Spaghetti_Man: AAAWWW!!!
(Spaghetti Man into the hallway and into Meatwad's room, where he's staying)
Meatwad: Spaghetti Man, come back!
Frylock: Meatwad, Spaghetti Man's fine!
Shake: Ha, Ha!
(Frylock and Meatwad run into Meatwad's room after Spaghetti Man, and Oglethorpe and Emory fly through the wall)
Shake: What the h***?!
Oglethorpe: We've come for the Meatman!
Emory: And the cloner.
Oglethorpe: Yes, what he said!
Shake: Sure, I'll just go get that.
(Shake goes into Frylock's room, gets his cloner, goes into Meatwad's room, gets Meatwad, and brings it all back to Oglethorpe and Emory)
Shake: There you go, everything you came for.
Emory: Thanks, we'll be going now.
Oglethorpe: Yes, very good.
(Oglethorpe and Emory get into the ship, and Shake sits in his chair and turns on the TV)
Frylock: Shake, Where's Meatwad, and where is my cloner?!
Shake: Oh, that junk? I gave it to the Plutonians.
Frylock: You mean you gave Meatwad, and my cloner to those Dunderheads from PLUTO?!
Shake: Of course, why not?
Frylock: Because they're going to succeed in cloning Meatwad!
Shake: So? They don't know how to work it, anyway.
Frylock: I guess so, but we still need to get Meatwad.
Shake: Fine, fine, let's go.
Frylock: But we need a way to get to the Impound for the Mooninites' space ship.
Spaghetti_Man: What about Carl? He has a car.
Frylock: Okay, let's go to Carl's and get his car.
(The ATHF crew go to Carl's house, get into the car, and Frylock hot-wires it)
Shake: To the Impound!
(They drive off, and Carl goes out of his house with an envelope in his hand)
Carl: Where the h*** is my car?!
(At the Impound, they get out of the car and walk up to the desk)
Frylock: Can we get the vehicle from the Mooninites?
Impound_Guy: Sure, just fill out these papers.
(The Impound Guy gives Frylock a contract, so Frylock puts his name on the blanks)
Impound_Guy: Here're the keys, have a nice day.
Frylock: We will.
(Frylock takes the keys, goes into the Impound, and gets into the ship)
Frylock: Come on you guys!
(The ATHF crew gets into the ship and blasts off into outer space and lands on the Moon, where the Plutonians were cloning Meatwad, already, several times)
Oglethorpe: Intruders! Meatman army, attack!
(An army of Meatwads come after the ATHF crew and they carry them to Earth, where the Meatwads attack the world)
Spaghetti_Man: AAAWWW!!!
(A Meatwad slurps up Spaghetti Man's spaghetti, and the chunks of Meatwad he was using for eyes fall on the ground)
Meatwad#1445: Yummy!
Shake: AAAWWW!!!
(A Meatwad jumps on Shake head, and sucks the milkshake out of him until his eyes go into the back of his head)
Meatwad#5981: Delicious!
Frylock: AAAWWW!!!
(A Meatwad tackles Frylock and starts eating his fries, and more Meatwads jump on him and do the same)
Ignignokt: Err, look out the window, there's an army of Meatmen destroying the world!
Err: Weird!
(A bunch of Meatwads break through the wall and carry Ignignokt and Err outside)
Err: Yay!
Ignignokt: Let us go to our ship and go to the Moon.
Err: Where's our ship?
Ignignokt: Look toward the Moon!
Err: There's a whole lot of Meatmen coming from there!
(A Meatwad pokes Ignignokt and Err, and when they turn around, the Meatwad has a quadlaser and shoots them, sending them back to the Moon)
Meatwad#4587421: Ha! Ha! Ha!
(Back at the Moon, Ignignokt and Err see Oglethorpe and Emory cloning Meatwad)
Err: Hey! They're cloning the wad of meat we corrupt!
Ignignokt: Let's go and clone ourselves!
(Ignignokt and Err jump into the cloner with Meatwad, creating a mixture of Ignignokt, Err, and Meatwad in one creature)
Ignignokt+Err+Meatwad_Monster: GOD D*** IT!!!
A clay-mation band me and Jeff made up
Me and Jeff thought of this clay-mation band called OJ and the Snack Foods or Rock Candy, I really haven't figured the name out yet. The first character is Grasberry Nip, plays a tuba by Jeff's friend, Kelten. "I'm just a two-sticked popcicle. A nice couple ordered a popcicle with two sticks, and I just happened to be the last one left, so they got me. I had to straighn because they were both licking me at the same time, YUCK!! Like miracle, they got in their car and through me out. I landed in a dumpster and a dumptruck brought me to a house. This was no oridinary house, It was boucing with beat! I saw a poster that said, 'HELP-Band members needed.' So I knocked on the door and a candy bar answered. I asked if I could join the band and he said that I couldn't. Then a can of Dr. Pepper came up and pulled him out of the way and said that I could. So here I am!" The second member is Mikker Makker, plays a tiagle by Jeff's cousin Hunter. "Yea, it wasn't easy bing ripped out of a bag. I was born in an MM factory (if you want to know how I was made, go to www.hersheys.com) and put in a Big Lots iasle. They always put the old, moldy bags in the back of the shelf, so guess where I was. One day a kid said to his mom, 'I think all the good bags are in the back!' So he got MY package. He ate all my brothers and sisters but when he got to me, he dropped me because his mother called him. I rolled down streets and roads until I got to a house. The only reason I was atrackted to this house is a poster that said, 'HELP-Band members needed.' I knocked on the door and a can of Dr.Pepper answered. To make him notice me, I stubbed his toe. I asked if I could join the band and he said that I could. So here I am!" The third member is Andy Salad, plays a tamborine and I just made him up. "I was the guitar player, Fejj's, lunch. While he was getting the mustard, a popcicle with two sticks carried me off. He tripped and I fell into Dr.Pepper's growth machine and grew really big. I headed to the door, when I though I had stepped on an MM, and Fejj ate me. So here I am!" Although, they did manage to get Andy out of Fejj's stomach, he didn't live long enough to make a very
A Comic Series Me and Jeff made up, EVIB.
Me and Jeff also made up a comic book series, EVIB. The star is Barfman and Timmy, with his stupid green hat. Timmy spit up Barfman on his 10th birthday, by barfing into radio-active toxic waste, and Barfman was born! The beginning of their journey begins with a first fight with Barfman's arch enemy, EVIB. They get some allies on the way, too.
Demise of Earth
For my Demise of Earth (DOE) project, I shall travel to Hawaii and go east-southeast at least 100 miles. After that I'll go under-water and cause an under-water volcano to erupt. When that happens, the magma will harden at the surface creating an island. With that island I will make more islands by causing under-water volcanoes to erupt. When I get to Hawaii I’ll poison the water around that area. First it’ll get to Niihau then Kauai. They’ll perish while I venture to Molokai to poison their water. It’ll get to Molokai then Maui then Lanai and then Kahoolawe. They’ll perish while I go to the Hawaii Main Island to disguise myself as a local. When I get to the center of the Mainland I place a nuclear bomb there. After that It’d explode destroying the islands When I reach California, I’ll go to the California-Nevada, California-Arizona, California-Oregon state borders and the California-Mexico country border to place nuclear mines along the borders. When they all explode, California will depart from the United States so I can attack it directly. Then I’ll spread gasoline and nuclear mines in their many river and Lake Systems. When I am sure the gasoline has spread through the state, I’ll set it afire causing the nuclear mines to explode. Next, I’ll go to Nevada. When I get there I’ll go midway between Fallon, Nevada and Ely, Nevada to place a remote-control nuclear bomb there. Next I’ll go to Las Vegas, Nevada and Reno, Nevada to steel all the cash! After I do that I set off the nuclear bomb I placed midway between Reno, Nevada and Ely, Nevada. Then I go to Washington State to go to Mount St. Helens, Washington and fly a helicopter over it to drop a bomb (not nuclear) into the active volcano. That should probably wipe out Washington State, Oregon, Idaho, and half of Montana, hopefully. This is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in this plot are either products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously.
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