Now that I moved in with my father and Sheila I go to a different school in Bennington. I have only one teacher here, isn't that cool! Her name's Mrs.Carolyn Dosh (More information on "My Friends").

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Go to www.elishouse.8k.com

HI! I'm eli and this is my website, "elihouse", DUH!! Incase you haven't noticed I'm a guy, and I'm 11. There's Nikki, she's my sister she's 23. Then there's my mother, her name is Diana, they live in OKC. Then there's my Dad, Ed, his real name is Raymond, but his middle name's Edward, so you know how that works. There's my step mom, Sheila (I call her Teni). I live with them live in Bennington, OK. There's Aunt Carrie, Uncle J.R (Ronald II), Cristen, and Levi they're both 15 (Levi's older by two months). Then there's Aunt Dorthy, Uncle David, and Katie she's 16 and Matt is 14. They live in Bokchito, OK.

Sneak Peak of the book I'm writing, Capricorn Returns.

I'm writing a sequel to the book I read, Ink Heart. It's on What's New Page . (not a link)

About Page = There's a Fan Fiction thing, and it's called Spaghetti Man, and it has two parts. And several other things about me.

My Pets

I have one dog, Cupcake, her nickname's Poopee, kind of like puppy. She came from a litter of 7, and after I lived with Aunt Carrie, I managed to get one puppy. Her mother was bazaarly named BJ, and when I was first introduced to her, I was quite perplexed about the gender and the name.

I gotta cat, Sylvester. HE was given to us by Sarah, Sheila's daughter, and, of course, my step-sister.

I gotta bird, Bird-Bird, and we've got no clue what gender IT is. Sheila brought it to us.

My Friends

My best friend is still Jeff, but since I moved to my father's, I have another best friend, Justin Majors. I had a girlfriend, I asked her to be my Valentine at Valentine's Day, she said yes, and it was the longest relationship I ever had until she broke up with me. You know what they say, easy come, easy go. Her name was Kristen Wright. Some of my friends are Spencer Noland, another's Kristen Wright, my Ex-Girlfriend, a few more are Wesley Lott, Leslie (I honestly don't remember her last name), Hope Thorton, Brandon (I don't remember his last name, either), Frank Tickner, Maryssa Mays, ect.

One night I had a dream, no ordinary dream, that I entered the Twilight Zone. First, I got up to turn the heater down a little bit and there was a strange glowing coming from behind my door. I walked over to it, opened it, and when I did, I found myself floating through space. I turned around to go back in my  room, but the door was gone. I started to panic. I turned around again, only to find another door. I went in that door, hopeful it would go back into my room. But when I went in, everything was black and white. Now the only thing I can think of that is black and white, is the Twilight Zone. So I walked around this myterious town and I saw a man. I walked over to him and tried to talk to him, but nothing came out. The man then waved his arms and a big,  black, fancy board came up behind us and it said, "Don't you know? We're in a silent film!" I took the board's advice and ran over to the door. But when I went through the door this time, I ended up in a hallway of doors. I went through each and every door and they each had weird stuff like men with tentacles, triclopses, cyclopses, and other strange things. I finally came to the last door, at the end of the hallway, and opened it. In this door, there were stalagmites and stalagtites directly above and under one another. I slowly climbed through the sharp objects, walked an extremely long way down the dark tunnle beyond them, when I fealt something drip on my shoulder. I looked up and it was a giant tounge that went all the way down the straight tunnle. I was so shocked, I couldn't move. Then the great saliva-covered creature whacked me with everything it had, and sent me flying back through the tunnle, through the stalagmites and stalagtites (which ripped my shirt and pants), back throught the hallway, and out the door. When I went back through the door, I didn't go back into the silent film, I went back into space, where I had started. I looked around for more doors, but there wasn't any. So I swam through space, when I saw a huge round ball, it looked almost like the planet of Jupiter. When I saw the big red dot, I was almost certain that it WAS Jupiter, but then I saw a black dot in the middle of it. I swam over to it, and tried to walk on it. But all of the sudden, I was sucked into it. I floated around in it, but couldn't see because it was thick and green. Then I hit a gigantic metal ball. I hit it once, and it echoed inside, so I knew it was hollow. I crawled against it, and fell in through a crack in it. I slowly floated around inside of it, looked down, and saw liquid-hot magma. I shuddered, and somehow, was being drawn down to it. I then saw a large boulder in it, and stepped on it. I went over to the crack, but in suddenly sealed up. I turned around, and it was extremely dark; the magma had darkened, and since the crack was sealed up, the glow of the green fog was gone so that made it dark, too. Then I saw a big yellow ball form, and it gave off light. The great brightness of it uncovered another boulder, that was gray; another boulder, that was also yellow; and the boulder I was standing on, turned blue and green. Then I heard a faint cry of help. I bent down to the boulder to hear the voices better, when I saw little buildings, then I got closer and saw little people crying for help. So I jumped on the yellow boulder next to me and saw big red marks where my feet were. Since I was in such shock, I jumped to the next boulder and it was really hot! So then I jumped on the first big ball and fell right through it, the crack unsealed, and I fell right through. I fell through the green fog, and back into outer space. So I swam over to another planet, that looked kind of like the planet Saturn, but it had two horns, pitch forks instead of rings, and a cone-like beard on the bottom. As I got closer to the pitch forks, they rotated quicker. I reached my hand out and touched it, but when I did, the top of my index, middle, and ring finger got scraped off. I drew back and hit something hard. I turned around and saw a blue door. I recognized this door, because my house door is blue. I went into this door, and walked right into my living room. I opened the door to my room, went in, and went to bed.

Not necessarily the family I mentioned above, but it's a new family that I hadn't told you about yet. Spud is on the far left, slightly behind Sharky. Sharky is a little beanie shark I bought for five points at the First United Bank, because I had deposited and I got twenty points to spend on some stuff in a glass case on the wall. The starfish leaning against him, as most of you may know, is Patrick (off of Spongebob). Gary (also off of Spongebob) is beside Patrick, and the skeleton on him is Kyle. Kyle is a stretchy skeleton that Levi, Cristen, and I bought for 15 points each also from the First United Bank, and Cristen & Levi gave me their's and I can't find the one Cristen gave me, but Kyle is the one Levi gave me. The reason Kyle has a big head, is because he was decapitated and my dad had an antenae ball so we pried it to his head because hot glue wouldn't work. The yellow thing behind them is Georgie. Georgie is a chunk of Fun Dough that I put in the microwave for 30 seconds, left him in the freezer for 14 seconds, and drew a cute little smiley face on him. The skeleton like thing on Georgie's right is Harry. Harry is the stretchy skeleton that I bought at the First United Bank and had a little experiment and melted off his lower body. A long time ago, in third grade, I bought a glow-in-the-dark skeleton at the Schoolastic Book Fair and cut off the upper part of him, so I could use his lower body to hold up Harry. The last thing on the right of Harry is Pyro. Pyro is a toy crash and bash dummy you can buy at Wal-Mart and I couldn't find his head, so I replaced it with a cashew.

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